Recently I receive an email from Jojo (XD) on poems for 3 universities/colleges. One of them being INTI. I know these poems have been online for quite some time now and I have read it before. But since I'm a student in ICSJ now I have to say something.
But first there's the INTI poem in case you've never read it before:
At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI
INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money
The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy
Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati
First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI
Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy
Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari
Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is 'cc'
He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity
INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli
Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money
That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money
(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)
Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi
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I've done some searchings and realised that there is another new poem to counter the previous one:
Izzit you too sien adi with INTI?
Maybe coz you never ever study
Always shake leg and "wah pei si" (digging nose)
24/7 at CC play DOTA or L4D
U say ask money from daddy
daddy ask you ask mommy
at last work so hard to support you already
WHAT U DID?? Yaya write sohai stuff about INTI
you nothing better to do ar really?!
You say INTI lift always mati
you KING KONG ar kenot walk, too heavy?
if INTI guard look like monkey
you look like more like "yat pek si" (a piece o shit)
and so you say "INTI don't love me" (right!)
coz you really "mou yok yi" (cureless)
so no matter how u mati-mati
your results FOREVER E E E!
All they need is money (yes)
Well, thanks to you idiots pay money but never study
The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
Sumore you say they so lousy
MAYBE its because u never ever listen properly
sit behind there talk cock story!
U complain complain INTI no tree
All because they want to save money
YOU LEH? throw rubbish sana-sini
Sit in room play game tak pernah mandi
You don't feel hot oso smelly until mati!
Told you already u only know how to waste money
Parents give u money but you play tai tee
Own self say don't want to study, Blame INTI.
Of coz la you forever kaki judi
Coz you got no life, no job, no money.
WHOLE COLLEGE LIFE WASTED IN INTI!
Since u entered INTI you can't see any leng lui lili sexy
You very lengzhai ar that girls want to see?
Look at ur face oso all want to barf and flee
No wonder you no luck, forever "ta fei ji" (jerking off)
FIRST you say lecturer like bugs bunny
THEN you say u want to date them for tea
U really 1500% gila babi
Hopeless, useless, something problem with your psychology!
Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si?
You jealous ar coz he got money drive Benz-si
How you all know his pucuk mati already?
You gay tards got actually see??
I think its YOUR small koochi size that you should worry
Yucks, yerr, bluek, petoooi.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
Tan Yew Sing always said his INTI got quality
You know but then you don't agree
So its either your parents or you yourself gila babi
You think like that, then WHAT THE F**K you doing in INTI???
INTI motive just to earn more money
OF COZ LAR U THINK BUSINESS IS CHARITY??
IF THEY DON'T PAY LECTURERS, WHO GOING TO TEACH YOU ABC?
you're not a waterfish larh, YOU'RE A BIG DUMB WUSSY!
INTI SHARE IN KLSE can naik lagi
now sumore partner with Laureate group of university
too bad you're no longer here to see
better off without you monkeys here in this community
good that you cabut lari,
I BEG YOU PLEASEEE JANGAN KEMBALI!
students of INTI noway to lari
Coz here too happening with clubs and society
already pay money might as well happy happy.
No need to write stupid things about INTI
If you so good write poems better go be an MC
Don't mess with PROUD INTI students like me
So far come all the way,wa ipoh mali
We all know at the end we still love INTI!
To the fellow who disgraced us all from INTI,
Lets see you beat this rhyme at any angle or degree.
For those of you who agree with me.
God bless you, forward this,
its your call now, I'M OUTTEY!!
Source: http://baiangelz.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!2059B685A5F72003!1347.entry?sa=934561231
Zzz. Speechless. I don't know what made the original author to write negatively about INTI, and I understand why the other author was trying to defend INTI from this attack. However, I'd rather devote my time studying or at least doing something useful other than writing these poems.
Well, this is business anyway.
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Sep 20, 2009
May 30, 2009
Time flies
Sorry for not updating for the past few weeks (although I don't know if there's anyone reading this), everything's gotten pretty tight since college life started. There wasn't anything interesting happened since then and so I allocated very few time into blogging.
Say, I can't believe that we have reached the end of May. It's been 4 weeks (take it as a month) since I've studied in ICSJ, now there will be 10 weeks left before the end of first semester. For some reason, I'm complaining that time passed slowly in class, but then ironically, looking back at it, 4 weeks have gone in a blink of eye. And until now I'm still not able to pick up the pace to study..fail.
The beginning of A-Level is basically reviewing what we have learnt during Form 4 and 5, but in a more detailed manner, such as electron arrangements in Chemistry, calculating uncertainties in Physics, for Pure Maths & Stats...they are still around the same as Add Maths until now. So theoretically, I should not have any problems with these subjects for now, except Economics in which I have to start from scratch, but that's not the case though. For 5 bloody months, my brain had been rusting until everything learnt in Form 4 and 5 had been wiped out almost completely. That's the cruelty of the reality.
It's really a pain in the neck for studying that far away and not living in their hostel. Everyday my dad & I have to leave home as soon as 6.30am so that we will not get caught in traffic jams that will give both of us problems. Travelling back home after class using KTM is a more painful experience. I have to walk around 20 minutes from ICSJ to the Subang Jaya KTM station. Global warming has taken the toll on me. The heat and sunshine is a killer, expect me to get tanned after graduating.
But that's just a small portion of the suffering compared to the time wasted in waiting AND riding the train itself. After my timetable changed, it's more sucky compared to the old one as there are now 2 days that classes will end at 5pm. Heck I didn't even join any societies yet. 5pm onwards is a nightmare for public transportation commuters, as many people flock to these transportations. Usually, the Rawang-Seremban route train is always so packed that you have no space to stand and no air to breathe. If there are delays, then you really have to wait for the next 2 trains before you can actually board it. If there's a person with swine flu aboard, then GG. The average time used to travel from SJ back to Serdang is one & a half hour, that is, without major delays. Mostly I'll have a back-ache after disembarking, and there would be damn less free time for me everyday...So for those who got caught in the traffic jam in their own cars is actually nothing compared to this situation. Sadly, I'll have to endure this nightmare throughout the duration of the programme..Anyway, looking at the bright side, if you are packed by cute chicks in the train, that would be much worthy to "suffer" that =D. But so far, I just had only once :(
After a month there, I should have(again) made some friends there. But no much joy. Untalkative and dumb person like me will never make many friends in a new environment "without any existing friends" there together. I'm so successful in isolating myself. Though I do talk with my classmates but when they suddenly make fun of me or ask me something, I'll always respond in a retarded way. Retarded as in replying or giving a response after at least 2 seconds. Before I can do anything they've already moved on *sigh*. By the way, most people are using English now, what can be expected from me as a person who doesn't have any second language?
Just pray hard that every situation above really does improve with time. If it doesn't, I'll have to change myself. Time management's the only way to achieve it. Can anyone kill my addiction towards the internet? I'll be very grateful to you.
*Update(31/5): Made some modifications due to the fact that I posted this in a rush yesterday.
Say, I can't believe that we have reached the end of May. It's been 4 weeks (take it as a month) since I've studied in ICSJ, now there will be 10 weeks left before the end of first semester. For some reason, I'm complaining that time passed slowly in class, but then ironically, looking back at it, 4 weeks have gone in a blink of eye. And until now I'm still not able to pick up the pace to study..fail.
The beginning of A-Level is basically reviewing what we have learnt during Form 4 and 5, but in a more detailed manner, such as electron arrangements in Chemistry, calculating uncertainties in Physics, for Pure Maths & Stats...they are still around the same as Add Maths until now. So theoretically, I should not have any problems with these subjects for now, except Economics in which I have to start from scratch, but that's not the case though. For 5 bloody months, my brain had been rusting until everything learnt in Form 4 and 5 had been wiped out almost completely. That's the cruelty of the reality.
It's really a pain in the neck for studying that far away and not living in their hostel. Everyday my dad & I have to leave home as soon as 6.30am so that we will not get caught in traffic jams that will give both of us problems. Travelling back home after class using KTM is a more painful experience. I have to walk around 20 minutes from ICSJ to the Subang Jaya KTM station. Global warming has taken the toll on me. The heat and sunshine is a killer, expect me to get tanned after graduating.
But that's just a small portion of the suffering compared to the time wasted in waiting AND riding the train itself. After my timetable changed, it's more sucky compared to the old one as there are now 2 days that classes will end at 5pm. Heck I didn't even join any societies yet. 5pm onwards is a nightmare for public transportation commuters, as many people flock to these transportations. Usually, the Rawang-Seremban route train is always so packed that you have no space to stand and no air to breathe. If there are delays, then you really have to wait for the next 2 trains before you can actually board it. If there's a person with swine flu aboard, then GG. The average time used to travel from SJ back to Serdang is one & a half hour, that is, without major delays. Mostly I'll have a back-ache after disembarking, and there would be damn less free time for me everyday...So for those who got caught in the traffic jam in their own cars is actually nothing compared to this situation. Sadly, I'll have to endure this nightmare throughout the duration of the programme..Anyway, looking at the bright side, if you are packed by cute chicks in the train, that would be much worthy to "suffer" that =D. But so far, I just had only once :(
After a month there, I should have(again) made some friends there. But no much joy. Untalkative and dumb person like me will never make many friends in a new environment "without any existing friends" there together. I'm so successful in isolating myself. Though I do talk with my classmates but when they suddenly make fun of me or ask me something, I'll always respond in a retarded way. Retarded as in replying or giving a response after at least 2 seconds. Before I can do anything they've already moved on *sigh*. By the way, most people are using English now, what can be expected from me as a person who doesn't have any second language?
Just pray hard that every situation above really does improve with time. If it doesn't, I'll have to change myself. Time management's the only way to achieve it. Can anyone kill my addiction towards the internet? I'll be very grateful to you.
*Update(31/5): Made some modifications due to the fact that I posted this in a rush yesterday.
May 4, 2009
...marked the beginning of my new life
As expected I didn't have a good night sleep today, but enough for me to stay awake until now. Have to sleep very early form now on, or else I'm not going to make it on time after completing everything.
Well I've met 3 lecturers who will be teaching us Chemistry, Maths, and Physics until the end of our course. My class consists 9 students, but 1 was absent today, and according to my Chemistry lecturer that the students might increase throughout the week as late enrollment is still in progress.
Sadly, no one actually talked to me (no doubt) and I'm still not good in taking the initiative to talk (screw me). In such a small class, if I still fail to make friends with all of them, I can most probably vanish from this world. Ok don't say until that serious, let's say...eliminated.
Anyway, travelling with the inefficient KTM is no doubt a pain in the a...ok neck. It took me almost 2 hours to get back from Subang station to Serdang station. Walaueh, the delays were really pissing me, and I think everyone, off. The delays caused like 3 trains of passengers to be "canned" into a train. Everyone squeezed into the small pathetic train, and I was "sardine-d" on my way back just now, by a bunch of dudes, sad. I can't imagine if I have to rely on this KTM everyday if my dad doesn't send me to ICSJ's doorstep everyday. I sound spoilt, but I really were to take KTM to Subang everyday I will most probably receive enough warning letters to bar me from the final exams within a month.
Suddenly, I have the thoughts of going back SMJK Yu Hua to study Form 6. Heck, human is a living being of contradiction. Paired together with a pathetic guy like me, it will be doubly pathetic. Suddenly again, I remembered that I said "Life ends after SPM" as opposed to "Life starts after SPM" said by my English teacher from secondary school. Ahh..those nostalgic moments...Fine, no more regrets from now on. CHIONGZZ
Well I've met 3 lecturers who will be teaching us Chemistry, Maths, and Physics until the end of our course. My class consists 9 students, but 1 was absent today, and according to my Chemistry lecturer that the students might increase throughout the week as late enrollment is still in progress.
Sadly, no one actually talked to me (no doubt) and I'm still not good in taking the initiative to talk (screw me). In such a small class, if I still fail to make friends with all of them, I can most probably vanish from this world. Ok don't say until that serious, let's say...eliminated.
Anyway, travelling with the inefficient KTM is no doubt a pain in the a...ok neck. It took me almost 2 hours to get back from Subang station to Serdang station. Walaueh, the delays were really pissing me, and I think everyone, off. The delays caused like 3 trains of passengers to be "canned" into a train. Everyone squeezed into the small pathetic train, and I was "sardine-d" on my way back just now, by a bunch of dudes, sad. I can't imagine if I have to rely on this KTM everyday if my dad doesn't send me to ICSJ's doorstep everyday. I sound spoilt, but I really were to take KTM to Subang everyday I will most probably receive enough warning letters to bar me from the final exams within a month.
Suddenly, I have the thoughts of going back SMJK Yu Hua to study Form 6. Heck, human is a living being of contradiction. Paired together with a pathetic guy like me, it will be doubly pathetic. Suddenly again, I remembered that I said "Life ends after SPM" as opposed to "Life starts after SPM" said by my English teacher from secondary school. Ahh..those nostalgic moments...Fine, no more regrets from now on. CHIONGZZ
May 3, 2009
The end of my holidays...
My college life in INTI College Subang Jaya (ICSJ) starts tomorrow, have to get used to a new environment again. A lot of questions ran through my mind: What will happen tomorrow? Who will be my classmates? Will I dare to talk and make new friends? And most importantly, is the money spent on me worth it? It's just like back to those good old school days, I'm always feeling anxious + nervous. I'm still myself after all.
I think I won't be able to sleep tonight because it's always like this, and today I woke up late by the way..My classes starts at 8am everyday..assuming that transportation takes 1 & 1/2 hour, I have to depart by 6.30am everyday in order for me to not arrive late, which in turn means that I'll have to wake up at 5.30am..Hell, I wonder how long will I take to get used to this kind of hectic life again, since I've been sleeping from 2-3am to 12-2pm for the past few months. Man I'm pathetic.
Anyway, I hope I'll grow up soon as I'm advancing to another milestone of my life. But first, I'll have to strengthen up my communicative skills especially in English as everyone there seems to be so pro in English..wth. I'm certainly not going to be left behind. RAWRRr
I think I won't be able to sleep tonight because it's always like this, and today I woke up late by the way..My classes starts at 8am everyday..assuming that transportation takes 1 & 1/2 hour, I have to depart by 6.30am everyday in order for me to not arrive late, which in turn means that I'll have to wake up at 5.30am..Hell, I wonder how long will I take to get used to this kind of hectic life again, since I've been sleeping from 2-3am to 12-2pm for the past few months. Man I'm pathetic.
Anyway, I hope I'll grow up soon as I'm advancing to another milestone of my life. But first, I'll have to strengthen up my communicative skills especially in English as everyone there seems to be so pro in English..wth. I'm certainly not going to be left behind. RAWRRr
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