INTI poem

Recently I receive an email from Jojo (XD) on poems for 3 universities/colleges. One of them being INTI. I know these poems have been online for quite some time now and I have read it before. But since I'm a student in ICSJ now I have to say something.

But first there's the INTI poem in case you've never read it before:

At first I love INTI
But INTI loves my money
I ask money from daddy
But daddy asks mummy
Mummy goes to INTI
And find out why INTI's so greedy
The lift always mati
And the guards look like monkey
That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me
What for I love INTI
All they need is money
Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
No wonder they're so lousy
And their faces look so funny
Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
But they never plant more trees
All because they want to save money
Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki
Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
Then I started don't want to study
Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty
I always want to date them for tea
But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
People said his pucuk already mati
Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
That's why loh people say he is 'cc'

He likes to tell jokes to everybody
But his joke never funny
Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly
No water no api
Even you haven't pee
You want to lari
Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
Instead everyone knows they are lousy
INTI motive just to earn more money
So that they can pay lecturers salary
And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
Waterfish like us always press by INTI
Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI
Which loves money
But after all I still come to INTI
To contribute money


(u r not in INTI?
u r very lucky
coz INTI cant bluff ur money
just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)

Student of INTI
noway to lari
already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
plz tell everybody
jangan kena tipu lagi
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I've done some searchings and realised that there is another new poem to counter the previous one:

Izzit you too sien adi with INTI?
Maybe coz you never ever study
Always shake leg and "wah pei si" (digging nose)
24/7 at CC play DOTA or L4D

U say ask money from daddy
daddy ask you ask mommy
at last work so hard to support you already
WHAT U DID?? Yaya write sohai stuff about INTI
you nothing better to do ar really?!

You say INTI lift always mati
you KING KONG ar kenot walk, too heavy?
if INTI guard look like monkey
you look like more like "yat pek si" (a piece o shit)

and so you say "INTI don't love me" (right!)
coz you really "mou yok yi" (cureless)
so no matter how u mati-mati
your results FOREVER E E E!
All they need is money (yes)
Well, thanks to you idiots pay money but never study

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
Sumore you say they so lousy
MAYBE its because u never ever listen properly
sit behind there talk cock story!

U complain complain INTI no tree
All because they want to save money
YOU LEH? throw rubbish sana-sini
Sit in room play game tak pernah mandi
You don't feel hot oso smelly until mati!

Told you already u only know how to waste money
Parents give u money but you play tai tee
Own self say don't want to study, Blame INTI.
Of coz la you forever kaki judi
Coz you got no life, no job, no money.
WHOLE COLLEGE LIFE WASTED IN INTI!

Since u entered INTI you can't see any leng lui lili sexy
You very lengzhai ar that girls want to see?
Look at ur face oso all want to barf and flee
No wonder you no luck, forever "ta fei ji" (jerking off)

FIRST you say lecturer like bugs bunny
THEN you say u want to date them for tea
U really 1500% gila babi
Hopeless, useless, something problem with your psychology!

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si?
You jealous ar coz he got money drive Benz-si
How you all know his pucuk mati already?
You gay tards got actually see??
I think its YOUR small koochi size that you should worry
Yucks, yerr, bluek, petoooi.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

Tan Yew Sing always said his INTI got quality
You know but then you don't agree
So its either your parents or you yourself gila babi
You think like that, then WHAT THE F**K you doing in INTI???

INTI motive just to earn more money
OF COZ LAR U THINK BUSINESS IS CHARITY??
IF THEY DON'T PAY LECTURERS, WHO GOING TO TEACH YOU ABC?
you're not a waterfish larh, YOU'RE A BIG DUMB WUSSY!

INTI SHARE IN KLSE can naik lagi
now sumore partner with Laureate group of university
too bad you're no longer here to see
better off without you monkeys here in this community
good that you cabut lari,
I BEG YOU PLEASEEE JANGAN KEMBALI!

students of INTI noway to lari
Coz here too happening with clubs and society
already pay money might as well happy happy.
No need to write stupid things about INTI

If you so good write poems better go be an MC
Don't mess with PROUD INTI students like me
So far come all the way,wa ipoh mali
We all know at the end we still love INTI!

To the fellow who disgraced us all from INTI,
Lets see you beat this rhyme at any angle or degree.
For those of you who agree with me.
God bless you, forward this,
its your call now, I'M OUTTEY!!

Source: http://baiangelz.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!2059B685A5F72003!1347.entry?sa=934561231

Zzz. Speechless. I don't know what made the original author to write negatively about INTI, and I understand why the other author was trying to defend INTI from this attack. However, I'd rather devote my time studying or at least doing something useful other than writing these poems.

Well, this is business anyway.

What I learned from Left 4 Dead

Long post warning, 56K hostile ;)

I've been on Left 4 Dead for sometime now, and I've found out some thing that everybody should know regardless you play this game or not.

I didn't make this strip, obviously. Credits given to =Golden-Silver from deviantART. Here's the link to his post.

FYI this is the revamped version of his original creation. If you would like to have a look at his original creation, click here.

Hope you enjoy this cartoon strip and of course the game itself :D

By the way, am I destined to become a Hunter? I can say that I was athletic during my secondary school days especially at Form 4 and Form 5. Oh cool...

Vincent out.

Hail TV advertisements!

I have been very free since my Mapling fever has subsided completely(Hooray). So to prevent getting infected by that fever before I get back my killer card, I have been honing my MGS 2 & 3 skills in terms of stealth, not killing like I used to. Ok I know both of them are godd@mn old games, even MGS 4 has been released for a while now. But hey, I'm not that fortunate to have a PS3 just to play that masterpiece.

I'm not in that kind of mood to play that much, however. I visited Youtube to find some clips that could cheer me up. Guess what have I found:

Caught your attention? You should, if you're a real man, else, I feel sorry for you. =X

I suppose this bra advertisement is from Taiwan. That's some nice ads that we perverts men would like to see on TV. Don't deny it, I know you(men) would, but sadly it's not going to happen in Malaysia. =( Anyway, I think I'm going for a train ride these few days and see what will happen to me if I do that. I hope that you won't see me at police stations or even newspaper headlines.

Here's another short but funny advertisement. Judging from the language spoken, this one should be from Hong Kong. Now that's creative, this clip advertises how Rejoice smoothens your hair, to an extent that the event above happens. Girls, use it with caution. *evil smile*

Do we have Rejoice advertisements here in Malaysia? Yes we do. But, the way they show how their shampoo smoothens your hair is boring. The idea of every hair shampoo advertisements here is the same, not just Rejoice. Basically, the models just swing their "computer-drawn" hair to show that their hair becomes *that* smooth after using the shampoo. It just lacks creativity IMO.

By the way, to avoid me being thought as a disloyal citizen of Malaysia for being too supportive on overseas TV advertisements, I have included an one-of-a-kind Malaysian TV ads as well.

Now this one's special. Proton emphasized the importance of buckling up your rear safety belt, so that we won't get smashed out of the car through the windshield like what happened to the "ghost" during an emergency brake. But for some reasons I never saw this advertisement on our TV beforehand. Banned perhaps? Anyway, nice try.

Vincent out.

PS: I'm not promoting nor critizising any brands or companies in my post. Don't sue me if I have insulted you by any means. =P