My day as a Witch Hunter

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Fatal experiment. Inexperienced players please do not attempt this without using god mode or pro supervision. ;)
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PROBLEM STATEMENT
Does The Witch die from one shotgun shot?

AIM
To prove that one shotgun shell can kill The Witch.

HYPOTHESIS
A player can be the Witch Hunter with one shotgun shell.

MATERIALS
Shotgun shells

APPARATUS
Auto shotgun (Benelli M4 Super 90 semi-automatic shotgun)

SPECIMEN
A daring player, The Witch

PROCEDURE

1. The game is set to "Advanced" difficulty. The experiment is conducted in a "controlled" environment where every wandering infected has been cleared. sv_cheats 1 is enabled followed by z_spawn witch. A Witch is spawned in front of me, while my AI mates are having fun bashing the hand rails on the tower. Flashlights are turned off.
2. The player has to move very close to the Witch, the range where the shotgun pellets have not dispersed widely. The crosshair is aimed at her head.
3. The Witch shall be shot in the head or anywhere near it before she could slash you into pieces, as long as every pellet from the shotgun shell hits her. For the best effect, kill her before she is startled.
4. Repeat steps 1 to 3 for as many times as you like to get an accurate result. For a more challenging environment, change the game difficulty to "Expert".

RESULT
Poor Witch. Owned by 1 shotgun shell. My life decreased due to the ambush by her lover(probably), The Hunter, as soon as I killed her, while my AI mates finally stopped having fun and came to save me. Results was not altered in any way though.

CONCLUSION
The Witch can be killed with one shotgun shell while the player becomes the Witch Hunter, and completes the CROWND achievement. Hypothesis accepted. Period.

Hell yeah, that concludes the way of killing The Witch the easy but hard way, as well. I know you won't understand with just a few screenshots coupled with my noobish English, in addition to my cr@ppy experiment form. So I'm going to embed videos from Youtube so that anyone of you who would like to try this to have a clearer look at it.

If you would like to have a more "vulgar" version of video guide, here you go:

He didn't finish her quite the right way, but he got it as well. Never mind it, as I didn't post this video for this sole purpose. While watching this video, pay attention to the background speech. Seriously, I ROFL-ed when I heard that particular sentence.

Anyway, enjoy the killing and have fun beWitched ;)

A piece of advice: Practice makes perfect.

What I learned from Left 4 Dead

Long post warning, 56K hostile ;)

I've been on Left 4 Dead for sometime now, and I've found out some thing that everybody should know regardless you play this game or not.

I didn't make this strip, obviously. Credits given to =Golden-Silver from deviantART. Here's the link to his post.

FYI this is the revamped version of his original creation. If you would like to have a look at his original creation, click here.

Hope you enjoy this cartoon strip and of course the game itself :D

By the way, am I destined to become a Hunter? I can say that I was athletic during my secondary school days especially at Form 4 and Form 5. Oh cool...

Vincent out.