My day as a Witch Hunter

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Fatal experiment. Inexperienced players please do not attempt this without using god mode or pro supervision. ;)
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PROBLEM STATEMENT
Does The Witch die from one shotgun shot?

AIM
To prove that one shotgun shell can kill The Witch.

HYPOTHESIS
A player can be the Witch Hunter with one shotgun shell.

MATERIALS
Shotgun shells

APPARATUS
Auto shotgun (Benelli M4 Super 90 semi-automatic shotgun)

SPECIMEN
A daring player, The Witch

PROCEDURE

1. The game is set to "Advanced" difficulty. The experiment is conducted in a "controlled" environment where every wandering infected has been cleared. sv_cheats 1 is enabled followed by z_spawn witch. A Witch is spawned in front of me, while my AI mates are having fun bashing the hand rails on the tower. Flashlights are turned off.
2. The player has to move very close to the Witch, the range where the shotgun pellets have not dispersed widely. The crosshair is aimed at her head.
3. The Witch shall be shot in the head or anywhere near it before she could slash you into pieces, as long as every pellet from the shotgun shell hits her. For the best effect, kill her before she is startled.
4. Repeat steps 1 to 3 for as many times as you like to get an accurate result. For a more challenging environment, change the game difficulty to "Expert".

RESULT
Poor Witch. Owned by 1 shotgun shell. My life decreased due to the ambush by her lover(probably), The Hunter, as soon as I killed her, while my AI mates finally stopped having fun and came to save me. Results was not altered in any way though.

CONCLUSION
The Witch can be killed with one shotgun shell while the player becomes the Witch Hunter, and completes the CROWND achievement. Hypothesis accepted. Period.

Hell yeah, that concludes the way of killing The Witch the easy but hard way, as well. I know you won't understand with just a few screenshots coupled with my noobish English, in addition to my cr@ppy experiment form. So I'm going to embed videos from Youtube so that anyone of you who would like to try this to have a clearer look at it.

If you would like to have a more "vulgar" version of video guide, here you go:

He didn't finish her quite the right way, but he got it as well. Never mind it, as I didn't post this video for this sole purpose. While watching this video, pay attention to the background speech. Seriously, I ROFL-ed when I heard that particular sentence.

Anyway, enjoy the killing and have fun beWitched ;)

A piece of advice: Practice makes perfect.

What I learned from Left 4 Dead

Long post warning, 56K hostile ;)

I've been on Left 4 Dead for sometime now, and I've found out some thing that everybody should know regardless you play this game or not.

I didn't make this strip, obviously. Credits given to =Golden-Silver from deviantART. Here's the link to his post.

FYI this is the revamped version of his original creation. If you would like to have a look at his original creation, click here.

Hope you enjoy this cartoon strip and of course the game itself :D

By the way, am I destined to become a Hunter? I can say that I was athletic during my secondary school days especially at Form 4 and Form 5. Oh cool...

Vincent out.

Believe it or not??

Two days have passed since Valentine's Day, have you received your desired Valentine's Day gift? Sure you did, I know you're not someone like me, who never held a girl's hand until now, failure.

Even if you didn't receive any gift, I'm sure you had an enjoyable day, right? But not for me. Besides spending the day lonely, I had to face a "chaotic" family environment. The word 'chaotic" is exaggerating here, but that's it. I was wondering why a seemingly peaceful day can turn out that disastrous.

Everything was fine until when my family went out to have a treat at around 8pm. My dad decided to have steak as our Valentine's Day dinner at Cowboy. As expected, this kind of restaurant will be crowded with customers at this time, at this kind of occasions. My mom blamed my dad and started to grumble.

Out of no choice, we must find another restaurant(duhz) before matters got worse. It was half hour gone when we went to a seemingly newly opened restaurant. We can finally have our meal at around 8.45pm. My mom's face changed rapidly. Our ears can finally rest.

Today, I suddenly had an urge to look at the calendar, and I found that Feb 12th is the day where people with Tiger zodiac will have conflicts with those who are Monkey. Just look at the illustration and read the words in Chinese for better understanding ;p

Besides, look at that 今日时辰吉凶 section, the 时辰 with 凶 includes 子,申&戌. From my searching, 戌 starts from 7pm until 9pm in our standard timing we use.

So, what do you think? That's such a coincidence for that day to turn out like that. My mom(tiger) quarreled with my dad(monkey) at 8pm(戌). Omg, everything is destined.

Now do you believe this kind of thing or not??

Moral of the story: Look at your calendar everyday especially the details to prevent unhappy matters that could ruin your day from happening. Seriously. It's true somehow.

Vincent out.

214...

Yeah, time passes so fast, and it's Valentine's Day again, another lonely day for me. Normal la, who would like to go out with a dumb@$$ like me? Not to mention that I didn't even have a female friend with very good relationship. *sighz*

By the way, I'm not posting this to show and rant about how lonely I am as I'm sure that everyone of you are going to get pissed off from my blog and no one cares about my life anyway.

Just like to dedicate this song to all lovers and couples in the world:
梁静茹 (Fish Leong) -- 今天情人节 (Today is Valentine's Day [direct translate])


As for those lonely people like me out there, go and listen another song of Fish Leong called 分手快乐(Happy Breaking XD). There's a sentence in the lyrics that looked like this:

“其实爱对了人 情人节每天都过”

when translated directly, means:

“If you loved the correct person, everyday would be Valentine's Day”

So...don't be sad if you're lonely this Valentine's Day, ok?

Oh before I forgot about this, if you're too busy or too shy to hand over your Valentine's gift to your loved ones yourself, remember to find DHL, which delivers anything like they claimed XD. Enjoy!


Lastly, I will still wish everyone to have a Happy Valentine's Day no matter you are single or paired.

Vincent out.

My baby is back!

After months of waiting, finally my 8800GTS is back from RMA.

To let you all have an image of my problem when it got fried:



The craziest artefacts you could see! You judge the seriousness of the problem ;)

They have replaced a so-called new unit to me, but I doubted their claim as I still can see dusts on the fan @_@. And it takes 2 months just to replace a card? omg. Waiting for me to give up waiting and hope for me to buy a new card from them?

Anyway, this was one of the best cards Nvidia has to offer(3 years back), and I bought it in the wrongest time. The hell with it, I'm blatantly proud for owning this graphics card that costed more than RM1000. Here's some pics:(bear with my noob Nokia5300 1.3MP camera)

8800GTS in action

And there goes. All fired up. Enjoying L4D, probably the best multiplayer co-op game ever created in history. I'm not talking much now, gotta go have some fun after months of boring days ;)

Vincent out.

Happy Chinese New Year!

Sorry for this late CNY post, I ate and slept until I can't think of anything to write. ^^

It's an ordinary CNY anyway. Went back hometown, ate reunion dinner, play computer, eat kinds of biscuits until I nearly got sore throat, sleep, finally came back home. There's one thing I hate the most during CNY, lose in gambling. Every year go back sure lose money, not excluding this year. I have lost about RM30 this year. Not much you say? Fine, what about saying that I've lost about 30% of my total wealth this year? That sounded more serious, right?

Since I've turned 18 this year, I didn't waste the opportunity to drink a few cans of beer at my hometown. I drank a total of 4 cans which comprise of 3 cans of Carlsberg and a can of Guinness. Seriously, Guinness tasted better(bitter) as one can of it contains 6.8% of alcohol compared to 5% in a can of Carlsberg. Either of them made me feel dizzy for some time, though. Gotta have some training soon. =D

I visited my friends' houses in Kajang the last 2 days. Visiting their houses made me feel myself inferior to them for some reason. I finally get to drive to Kajang alone as my parents had to go to Seremban to visit a relative of ours =D. I gained lots of driving experience on my day there since traffic there is enormous, many chances for me to get involved in an accident though.

Talking about CNY, for a "kid", there's nothing more important than getting "angpau"(red packets). I have yet to open my Angpaus, honestly, but I already have a figure of the total money I will get this year, which is way too insufficient to buy any computer hardware I like, not even a good quality gaming peripheral. Anyway, like one of my friend said:

“Angpau is just a meaning and blessing given by elders to younger generations, don't just care about the money you received.”

Yeah, he's right. Thanks to him I won't be so money-minded. The elders need to give Angpaus according to their financial situation after all.

By the way, I get to know that people whom zodiac sign is Horse will have a good "Peach blossom luck"(love luck/桃花运). Let's see how good my luck will run for this year =D.

Lastly, I'm sure that you are thoroughly bored with this whole passage of words by now. It's the 7th Lunar day today, which is 人日, everything is still not too late, so Vincent hereby wishes the whole Chinese race

*恭喜发财*

*新年快乐*

*身体健康*

*事事顺利*

*HAPPY CHINESE 牛 YEAR*